Welcome to the Menagerie!

BY: JoyCrusher (aka Yorokobi Assaiki)

Welcome to yet another self indulgent website. A place where I, JoyCrusher and my alter ego, Yorokobi Assaiki place our creative wares on display for public ridicule in a pale attempt to appease my muse.

My Face Hurts!! (LOL)

March 31st, 2008

Oh… I couldn’t stop laughing at this. The song is, er, Swedish? I dunno but it’s not English - I put the vid so you can run it and read the OUTRAGEOUS lyrics some people THOUGHT they heard…

Misheard #1

Dance on your own
Jump in your hands now
Yours only yours
I wanna single dance now
It’s no lie
Need yah in the crowd now
Lift-u me high
Caramell Dansen~

Misheard #2

Dance on your toes
Japan eat a hand and
yours, only yours
I’m not afraid to dance then
It’s no lie
Misa in the club saying
“Ne anyhow, me
Caramelldansen!”

Misheard #3 - (best for last, Chef Lyrics)

Nice salty balls!
Cup ‘em in a hand! They’re
yours, only yours!
It’s all to stick the best friend!
Christmas lights!
Missile eat the crumbs, and
nuke any hand
to kill the man dancing! =^.^=

Melancholy AMV (in the bushes) <_<

March 26th, 2008

Current Mood:Happy emoticon Happy

This is short, but it musta be hell to sync… kinda cool!

Yet another truth

March 25th, 2008

Current Mood:Bored emoticon Bored

The ancients divined that there were 3 states of matter, gas, liquid, and solid.

I say that to the male mind (and I am one so I should know) there are, in fact, 4 states of matter.

They are:

  1. I can (should) Kill it
  2. I can (should) Eat it
  3. I can (should) F*** it
  4. I can (should) Protect it

Now that’s a Jet Ski!

March 3rd, 2008

Check out this vid! Low flying water sports at it’s finest, can’t imagine whoever’s military took well to this stunt.

Saw it here-> http://www.komando.com/videos/2-19.asp

Meet Paprika…

February 2nd, 2008

Current Mood:Happy emoticon Happy

Paprika PosterAnd who is this lovely young lady? She’s literally the stuff that dreams are made of…

Once again Satoshi Kon takes us for a wild ride. The director of Paranoid Agent and Perfect Blue takes on this tale of mind bending proportions proving that Anime can stand toe to toe with anything live action. [...MORE...]


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