JoyCrusher’s Menagerie

Oh… I couldn’t stop laughing at this. The song is, er, Swedish? I dunno but it’s not English - I put the vid so you can run it and read the OUTRAGEOUS lyrics some people THOUGHT they heard…

Misheard #1

Dance on your own
Jump in your hands now
Yours only yours
I wanna single dance now
It’s no lie
Need yah in the crowd now
Lift-u me high
Caramell Dansen~

Misheard #2

Dance on your toes
Japan eat a hand and
yours, only yours
I’m not afraid to dance then
It’s no lie
Misa in the club saying
“Ne anyhow, me
Caramelldansen!”

Misheard #3 - (best for last, Chef Lyrics)

Nice salty balls!
Cup ‘em in a hand! They’re
yours, only yours!
It’s all to stick the best friend!
Christmas lights!
Missile eat the crumbs, and
nuke any hand
to kill the man dancing! =^.^=

Current Mood: Happy

This is short, but it musta be hell to sync… kinda cool!

Current Mood: Bored

The ancients divined that there were 3 states of matter, gas, liquid, and solid.

I say that to the male mind (and I am one so I should know) there are, in fact, 4 states of matter.

They are:

1. I can (should) Kill it
2. I can (should) Eat it
3. I can (should) F*** it
4. I can (should) Protect it

Check out this vid! Low flying water sports at it’s finest, can’t imagine whoever’s military took well to this stunt.

Saw it here-> http://www.komando.com/videos/2-19.asp