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BY: JoyCrusher (aka Yorokobi Assaiki)

Welcome to yet another self indulgent website. A place where I, JoyCrusher and my alter ego, Yorokobi Assaiki place our creative wares on display for public ridicule in a pale attempt to appease my muse.

Funny! Or is it?

April 27th, 2008

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Old article on being a good wife

My own wife, god rest her soul, was a partial believer in this philosophy. She always maintained that “While the president gets the press, the first lady runs the country”.

I think to a degree that’s true - I could be an ass, and she’d have no trouble telling me, but it was always in private. Publicly I was “in charge”, but in reality when I put my foot down, 9 times out of 10 she’d put hers right on top of it. ^_^

I miss her.

Yoro-san weighs in on © law…

April 12th, 2008

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Go see it on DA…. [Link]

My Face Hurts II

April 11th, 2008

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Proof that I need to get out of the house more….

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I still don’t know why I did it. =-_-=

My Face Hurts!! (LOL)

March 31st, 2008

Oh… I couldn’t stop laughing at this. The song is, er, Swedish? I dunno but it’s not English - I put the vid so you can run it and read the OUTRAGEOUS lyrics some people THOUGHT they heard…

Misheard #1

Dance on your own
Jump in your hands now
Yours only yours
I wanna single dance now
It’s no lie
Need yah in the crowd now
Lift-u me high
Caramell Dansen~

Misheard #2

Dance on your toes
Japan eat a hand and
yours, only yours
I’m not afraid to dance then
It’s no lie
Misa in the club saying
“Ne anyhow, me
Caramelldansen!”

Misheard #3 - (best for last, Chef Lyrics)

Nice salty balls!
Cup ‘em in a hand! They’re
yours, only yours!
It’s all to stick the best friend!
Christmas lights!
Missile eat the crumbs, and
nuke any hand
to kill the man dancing! =^.^=

Melancholy AMV (in the bushes) <_<

March 26th, 2008

Current Mood:Happy emoticon Happy

This is short, but it musta be hell to sync… kinda cool!


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